Men In Black 3

Well we really wanted to like it.....Honestly.  The performances were really flat and can Will Smith get any more annoying?   The answer is YES!!!.  The jokes were really stale and most if them are really not funny.   The amount of laughs that were actually in MIB3 you can count on one hand.  

Tommy Lee Jones performance felt really stiff and not genuine and Will Smith's performance was the same.  The only good performance was Josh Brolin.  His dead on impersonation of young Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) was done very well.  Emma Thompson was a waste in the film as Agent O. The actor who played Boris The Animal was dreadful and there were many other lack luster performances too many to mention.

Generally we don't post spoilers but there is one part of the film that felt forced and didn't make much sense and that is about the back story regarding Agent J's father which we still didn't quite understand.  We thought it was something the writer tried to force in and honestly it didn't work and it made you question the strength of the script.  One other question where were the other characters like Frank the Dog we see a picture above Agent J's bed, but nothing is explained we do see the worm guys which is cool and those were pretty much the highlights.

To wrap all this up we are truly sorry we paid for this and we wished we could get our money back, but it is what it is.  To quote my partner " his bowel movement this morning was better than Men In Black 3".  
Men In Black 3 is a wait for cable at your friends house at best.

The only reason this movie is beating the Avengers is because it's new and people are curious to see it.  Our recommendation pass on it.

Men In Black 3

Starring: Will Smith Tommy Lee Jones Josh Brolin Emma Thompson Alice Eve

The Avengers

The Avengers so far is the best of the Marvel Superhero movies.  Director Joss Whedon has done a masterful job in corralling a stellar cast lead by Robert Downey Jr, (Tony Stark/Iron Man) Chris Evans, (Captain America) Chris Hemsworth (Thor) Scarlett Johansson, (Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow).  However the additions of Mark Ruffalo, (Bruce Banner/Hulk) and Jeremy Renner, (Clint Barton/Hawkeye) bring together The Avengers as a complete unit, although be it a dysfunctional one at first, but when they come together they are an unstoppable force.  Tom Hiddleston as Loki brings a wonderful performance as the main villain and he sucks you into the movie you don’t know if he’s going have a change of heart or if he’s going to cut it out.  To use a quote from the film: “His mind's like a bag of cats. You can smell crazy on him”.  

The script penned by Joss Whedon and Zak Penn was so entertaining that non comic book fans would enjoy it.  There are so many memorable lines that you’ll find yourself quoting them a lot.

To wrap this up The Avengers by far is a very good film....NO!  It’s a GREAT film it’s a good time at the movies, so our recommendation is see it full price and if you missed it in IMAX 3D that’s the best way to see it in the 3D format otherwise see it in 2D digital and see it more than once. 

                                                          The Avengers

Starring: Robert Downey Jr. Chris Evans Mark Ruffalo Chris Hemsworth Jeremy Renner Scarlett Johansson Tom Hiddleston Samuel L. Jackson

Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengenence

After the 2007 movie did not do well....let us say the only thing good about that version was the CGI.  The story, plot, and character development was so bad that as fans of the comic book we just would've rather seen the comic just stay that......a comic.  

Well, Directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor decided to take on Ghost Rider, well to our dismay they failed.   Unlike the first film CGI can't save this one it was horrible the camera work was hurky jerky and pretty much made us sick. (Thank God we didn't see it in 3D) The story, yes folks the story where the hell was it.  There was no story, plot or anything else.  Basically we are going to put spoilers in this review....generally we don't, but this film is so bad that we rather save you your hard earned money.  

The film starts in Eastern Europe (ok why we're there we don't know lets just roll with it.)  We see Moreau played by Idris Elba (he was wasted in this) riding on this road headed into Monastery once inside he greeted by a monk or some high priest and he is taken into a room that looks like a room from a James Bond film.  Moreau is told that they must protect the boy before dawn of the third morning or something like that.    Moreau says that the only one to protect him is "The Rider."  The head priest shrugs him off and we see the bad guys.  They come into the Monastery guns blazing like some sort of raid and Moreau is caught in the middle.  Moreau sees the boy and his mother and he leaps down the stairs like he's some superhero (you see our point here) yelling at them that he's there to protect him she freaks then the next thing we see is a I am Johnny Blaze retrospect montage ala Neveldine & Taylor. If you've seen the Crank movies then you know what we're talking about.  We are not going to talk anymore about the film because it's just not worth it.

Overall conclusion of Ghost Rider-Spirit of Vengeance....... avoid paying for this crap wait for cable tv and only watch it if your bored, but if your are a film buff and you want to see this in a theater wait to see it in a $2 dollar theater because that's about all it's worth.

Message to Sony give the rights back to Marvel/Marvel Studios for a true proper reboot.   Do it for the love of comic and film fans everywhere.  

Cast

Nicolas Cage

Ciaran Hinds 

Violante Placido

Idris Elba

Johnny Whitworth

Fergus Riordan

Christopher Lambert

Directed by

Neveldine/Taylor

Marvel's The Avengers Super Bowl XLVI Commercial (Extended)

May 4, 2012 The Avengers.......this is a must see.

Marvel's The Avengers Super Bowl XLVI Commercial - Teaser

This looks Awesome 17 seconds just isn't enough.

Trailer courtesy of Marvel

Marvel's The Avengers Coming Summer 2012

Marvel's The Avengers Coming Summer 2012

Can't Wait

Red Tails

Our review will have some spoilers so please forgive us but, we saw Red Tails had great potential however it really fell flat.  The story of the Tuskegee Airmen is one story that is based on true events so how did the writers screw this up?  The 1995 film produced by HBO was a lot better and more accurate, Red Tails was horrible and we were sadly disappointed.  

Let’s start with what got out dander up, the Red Tails story was basically set around historical fact but, when it showed the underlying love story between a Black American Pilot and a White Italian Woman the story there lost credibility, because during the WWII  the racism which we knew was rampant at that time would have made this impossible especially since there are scenes in which they walk by White Officers hand in hand.....WTF?  Really?   We know that we have come a long way in fight against racism however since this film set is in the 1940’s the writers should have tried to keep this accurate no matter how distasteful it might have been and honestly that was the interesting part of the film. The Dogfights looked like a video game which took us completely out of the film.  Red Tails does a disservice to the Tuskegee Airmen and the sacrifices they made.  What a waste of good...No great subject matter.  In our opinion like our mantra says we pay to see the movies we review and we wanted our money back.  This movie is a definite wait for cable or if your extremely board.

Starring:

Terrance Howard

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Director:

Anthony Hemingway

Writers:

John Ridley & Aaron McGruder

Producer:

George Lucas